Buttersafe Expo

A MESSAGE FROM RAY AND ALEX

The elders of our society once spoke of a place where all dreams could come true; where promises weren't simply empty breaths exhaled thoughtlessly into the wind; where enemies became friends and laughter was the cure for all sickness and disease.

We have found this place.

WELCOME TO BUTTERSAFE EXPO 2009.

Last year's Buttersafe Expo (BSX) was a huge success. We bought pizzas. People ate those pizzas. We bought some more pizzas and people ate those, too. BSX was founded upon the unwavering belief that people like pizza and many of you majestically affirmed that ideal with a resounding, "yes, pizza is pretty good." It is no wonder that, if you open any thesaurus, it will tell you "pizza" is synonymous with the word "happiness."

That being said, here is what you can expect at this year's Buttersafe Expo:

-Tables
-Chairs
-Pizza
-Happiness

Nothing else is guaranteed.