Pirate Conspiracy

Pirate Conspiracy

Postby Sanjay » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:41 am

Every living Beatle has a name that works in a Pirate joke:

Ringo Starrrr
Paul McCarrrrtney

Every dead Beatle does not:

John Lennon
George Harrison

COINCIDENCE????
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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby butteralex » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:23 pm

:O
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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby HellaKitty » Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:54 am

I am of the opinion that "George Harrrrisson" works just as well as any of them.

Would this mean he may still be alive?
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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby Sanjay » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:14 am

I think the pirates were confused by the "arr" in "Harrison". That's why he outlived Lennon.
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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby Mystic Monkey » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:12 am

Holy bah-Jesus, you're onto something there. i think it works for all musicians though

Elvis presley? no
Johnny Cash
Jeff Buckley

Madonaaaarrrr
Geraaaarrrd Way
Gaaarrrry Lightbody

Maybe when a musician dies thier name changes slightly so it can never be pronounced again in it's true pirate form and people's brains erase how it was originally prounounced and replace it with the new less piratey name. It is with this theory that I believe I can predict what musicians are dead and what musicians are not. Mozarrrrrt is alive and well.
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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby Sanjay » Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:55 pm

Arrrrthur Fonzarrrrelli
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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby butteralex » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:30 pm

Mystic Monkey wrote:Maybe when a musician dies thier name changes slightly so it can never be pronounced again in it's true pirate form and people's brains erase how it was originally prounounced and replace it with the new less piratey name. It is with this theory that I believe I can predict what musicians are dead and what musicians are not. Mozarrrrrt is alive and well.


Awesome. If that's the case then I'm going to go find out where Louis Arrrrrrrrrrmstrong is playing these days.
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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby Japeth » Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:59 pm

On the other hand, you could associate the anti-pirate, the ninja, to the anti-musician, mute people. Mute people can't talk, and ninjas make no sounds anyway.
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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby PunchHarvester » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:24 am

Arrrrrrrt Garrrrrfunkel.

Or what about the actor Peter Sarrrrrsgaarrrrrrrd?
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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby DDJesus » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:50 am

PunchHarvester wrote:Arrrrrrrt Garrrrrfunkel.

Or what about the actor Peter Sarrrrrsgaarrrrrrrd?


SAAARRRRSGAAARRRRRRD!
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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby Sanjay » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:32 pm

Awesome, DDJesus.

I tried to find that sketch online everywhere!
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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby Japeth » Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:37 pm

Wait a second, George Harrrrrrrrrison? Does that work?

That second is over now, you can stop waiting.
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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby Recipe » Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:17 pm

My god, you men are onto something!
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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby FengharTheNord » Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:34 pm

I accidentally waited two seconds, is this bad?
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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby Recipe » Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:47 am

REPENT!!!
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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby FengharTheNord » Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:05 pm

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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby Recipe » Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:47 pm

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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby FengharTheNord » Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:01 pm

I'm the Apology Harvester. Skeleton Harvester's weaker and much smaller half-brother.

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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby Recipe » Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:02 pm

NOOOO!
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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby shedlight on butter » Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:08 pm

Yes.
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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby FengharTheNord » Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:51 am

>_>

<_<

Maybe?
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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby Sanjay » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:07 am

Skeleton Harrrvester
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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby Sanjay » Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:27 am

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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby Recipe » Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:53 am

NO SKELETON HARVESTER YOU TOO!?
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Re: Pirate Conspiracy

Postby FengharTheNord » Sat Jan 03, 2009 5:22 pm

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