Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby GoodBye Blue Monday! » Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:18 am

I'm New Here! And! As good neighbors, you should show me around! Or knock on my door with some welcoming gifts, such as fruitcake or something of that nature!
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby FengharTheNord » Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:37 pm

I don't approve of fruitcake. It is a vile and frivolous thing not fit for a man of science such as myself.
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby Japeth » Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:39 pm

Bah! I scoff at your science! Can your precious technology tell us why fruitcakes are so heavy and delicious? Can it truly answer the bigger questions!?
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby Mystic Monkey » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:12 pm

As a kind man I shall send you a fruit cake.
As kill moderator I will make you bludger a man to death with it.
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby GoodBye Blue Monday! » Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:18 am

Well, Gee, kill a man....i do want to be socially accepted...
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby Mystic Monkey » Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:54 am

At least bludger him into a coma, let his loved ones do the killing.

I accept no responsability of murders carried out by members of this site
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby GoodBye Blue Monday! » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:57 am

Do you mean they will do the killing like "Gee, we're so upset that Mr. Soandso is a vegetable that we are gonna pull his plugs" or like "GR! Im so angry that you dont pull your own wight around here anymore that i will shoot you with a gun!"
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby Mystic Monkey » Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:03 am

I would rather the second, but it is out of your control,
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby mash » Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:49 am

I'm new too, but I'm not going to make my own thread, I'd much rather steal somebody elses spotlight.

Also methinks there are easier and less conspicuous ways of killing someone with a fruitcake.
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby Mystic Monkey » Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:20 am

Well let's see what you've got, mind you, I know a lot of really creative ways to use fruitcake as a utensil for murder.
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby Japeth » Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:41 pm

MYSTIC MONKEY MADE ME MURDER MY MERRY MOTHER MOST MALICIOUSLY! MY MIRACULOUS MESSIAH, MAKE MISTER MODERATOR'S MADNESS MORE MINUTELY MORBID! METHINKS MYSTIC MONKEY'S MATURITY'S MISCALCULATED!
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby FengharTheNord » Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:59 pm

Channeling the 'ol V i see.
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby Mystic Monkey » Sun Feb 01, 2009 1:40 am

Japeth knows how hard that is to do with Js.
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby Japeth » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:23 pm

Just Jaunt Jubilation... Jigs... Jurassic Jaguars... Joy Jelly...
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby Mystic Monkey » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:09 pm

I didn't get my hopes up this time.
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby dredsina » Wed May 06, 2009 1:45 pm

BUMP


Now where are my coins?
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby FengharTheNord » Wed May 06, 2009 6:33 pm

You don't get no coins you crazy. Coins are for plumbers and hedgehogs. And coin-collectors.

And me
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby Capey » Thu May 07, 2009 12:49 am

Why on earth would you collect coins?
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby Mystic Monkey » Thu May 07, 2009 1:18 am

Capey can't consider coin collecting, "coin collecting can claim crap," cried Capey.
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby dredsina » Thu May 07, 2009 8:18 am

Capey could coin catchphrases, collecting cash. Capey could cleverly create catchphrase careers. Collecting coins colloquially cumulates cash.
Hey, it might be really awesome if you visited my webcomic.

Who knows?

I may just be a match made in heaven.

But there is only one way to find out.







Don't be scared.
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby Capey » Thu May 07, 2009 9:03 am

Capey is cool.

Wait that didn't turn out right.
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby FengharTheNord » Thu May 07, 2009 10:13 am

Here

Capey cis cool.

That's how you do it.
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby Capey » Thu May 07, 2009 10:48 am

Capey cis clearly cool cand ce cikes candy cand cheese, cretty cool cuh?

Better?
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby FengharTheNord » Thu May 07, 2009 12:34 pm

Cyes.
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Re: Hey Everyone Who is Literate!

Postby Capey » Thu May 07, 2009 12:42 pm

Cawesome.
Co.. Chow Care Cyou Coday?
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