The great whale

The great whale

Postby Green Winters » Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:00 am

I have found him for those of you looking for him, he says some ugly kid will be asking about his leg.
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Re: The great whale

Postby Mystic Monkey » Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:06 am

WHERE IS HE!?!?!?!?!?

Hey, he called me ugly. THAT DAMN WHALE!
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Re: The great whale

Postby Green Winters » Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:10 am

Oh he's gone for now.
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Re: The great whale

Postby The Great Whale » Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:13 am

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Re: The great whale

Postby Mystic Monkey » Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:16 am

The Great Whale wrote:

YOU!
I FOUND YOU!
COME BACK HERE AND FACE ME!
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Re: The great whale

Postby Mystic Monkey » Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:17 am

Where did he go?

BLAST!
He's gone.


I'LL FIND YOU GREAT WHALE!
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Re: The great whale

Postby The Great Whale » Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:19 am

No you wont because I have a ninja costume on
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Re: The great whale

Postby Mystic Monkey » Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:34 am

FOUND YOU!
MAN THE HARPOONS!
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Re: The great whale

Postby Mystic Monkey » Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:35 am

BLAST!
HE GOT AWAY AGAIN!

YOU WILL PAY FOR CALLING ME UGLY
ALSO, FOR STEALING MY LEG!
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Re: The great whale

Postby Capey » Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:39 pm

SPIT YOUR LONGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN!
IF YOU WIST TO PREVAIL
THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME
HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY
AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW
AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EEEYE!!!
WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL
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Re: The great whale

Postby Mystic Monkey » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:23 pm

Capey, I didn't know you were so good at pairing up words with similar sounding final syllables.

Now let's find us one great whale and kill it.
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Re: The great whale

Postby Capey » Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:14 pm

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Re: The great whale

Postby Mystic Monkey » Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:21 am

That's a pretty big whale, I wouldn't say great.

Let me tell you something about the great whale, the cock and that thing is friggin' HUGE!
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Re: The great whale

Postby Capey » Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:14 am

Code: Select all
Green Winters = The Great Whale
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Postby Green Winters » Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:31 pm

Capey wrote:
Code: Select all
Green Winters = The Great Whale

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Re: The great whale

Postby Mystic Monkey » Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:22 pm

Capey wrote:
Code: Select all
Green Winters = The Great Whale

Holy shit you're right. Green Winters is just an anagram of great whale after all.
GET HIM!
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Re: The great whale

Postby Capey » Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:57 pm

WE PERCIEVED YOU LITTLE MAN.

COME OUT OF YOUR HOUSE WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR WHALE PENIS.
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Re: The great whale

Postby Johnnycakes99 » Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:00 pm

I HAVE DONE IT.
NO LONGER, SHALL YE LIVE IN FEAR.
FEAR THAT THE GREAT WHALE WILL CALL YOU UGLY.
I HAVE TAMED HIM. HE CAN DO YOU NO HARM NOW. BOW TO ME!

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Re: The great whale

Postby Mystic Monkey » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:00 am

WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT!
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Re: The great whale

Postby Green Winters » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:36 pm

Mystic Monkey wrote:WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT!

His mom dressed as a man with an inflatable dummy sitting on top of him.
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Re: The great whale

Postby Johnnycakes99 » Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:52 pm

Green Winters wrote:
Mystic Monkey wrote:WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT!

His mom dressed as a man with an inflatable dummy sitting on top of him.


SPOT ON MY DEAR WINTER!

(6000th POST)
I WAS NOT born in '99, just two random numbers.

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Re: The great whale

Postby Mystic Monkey » Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:11 pm

And now the image is no longer displaying.

Why does this make me sad?
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Re: The great whale

Postby Capey » Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:35 am

I'm glad my eyes never had to experience the gayness of that image.
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Re: The great whale

Postby Mystic Monkey » Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:05 am

It was pretty straight actually, in fact I am pretty sure if you looked at it long enough it could turn any man gay.
Except a man who is already gay, he would probably just throw up.
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Re: The great whale

Postby Johnnycakes99 » Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:32 pm

That picture threatens my sexuality.

Oh wait, guess it doesn't anymore. How's this?

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