Rebirth

Rebirth

Postby Recipe » Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:27 pm

I am back!






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Re: Rebirth

Postby Green Winters » Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:12 pm

What are you re-born into



A hedge-bear?


Or possibly The Great Whale.
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Re: Rebirth

Postby Green Winters » Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:13 pm

Just one question...............Do you want to be the cow?
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Re: Rebirth

Postby Mystic Monkey » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:24 pm

Welcome back.
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Re: Rebirth

Postby Capey » Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:08 pm

We need you.
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Re: Rebirth

Postby Mystic Monkey » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:00 pm

Damn he's gone again, shoulda tied him to something while we had the chance.
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Re: Rebirth

Postby Capey » Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:36 am

Well he only kinda returned..

So it didn't even count.
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Re: Rebirth

Postby Mystic Monkey » Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:19 am

Well we should have kinda tied him to the wall.
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Re: Rebirth

Postby Enfrancais » Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:20 am

That's a shame
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Re: Rebirth

Postby Mystic Monkey » Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:51 pm

Enfrancais wrote:That's a shame

Quick Enfrancis is back. Someone get the lasso!
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Re: Rebirth

Postby Capey » Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:18 am

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This isn't the appropriate time to watch movies.
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Re: Rebirth

Postby Mystic Monkey » Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:06 am

It is always an appropriate time for Alfred Hitchcock films.
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Re: Rebirth

Postby Capey » Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:08 am

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Re: Rebirth

Postby Mystic Monkey » Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:40 am

Damn right.
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Re: Rebirth

Postby Capey » Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:09 pm

You won. You have infinite HitchKawks.
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Re: Rebirth

Postby Mystic Monkey » Sat Oct 03, 2009 10:33 pm

I always end up winning by having infinity of things.
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Re: Rebirth

Postby Capey » Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:50 am

How do you do it?
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Re: Rebirth

Postby Widgey » Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:14 am

I think there is an infinite amount of Mystic Monkeys each possessing one thing. This means that it's not the object that is Mystical but it is, in fact, the Monkey.
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Re: Rebirth

Postby Mystic Monkey » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:41 am

Widgey wrote:I think there is an infinite amount of Mystic Monkeys each possessing one thing. This means that it's not the object that is Mystical but it is, in fact, the Monkey.

This is sort of how it works. The more detailed answer is impossible for mortals to understand. The easiest way of putting it is that I am God.
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Re: Rebirth

Postby Capey » Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:58 am

Can you please materalize me a sandwich.

And a relatively fast computer.
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Re: Rebirth

Postby Mystic Monkey » Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:09 am

You didn't say Amen. I can't do it if you don't say Amen.
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Re: Rebirth

Postby Capey » Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:33 am

Capey wrote:Can you please materalize me a sandwich. Amen.

And a relatively fast computer. Amen.


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Re: Rebirth

Postby Mystic Monkey » Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:10 am

Alright, I'll begin using my God powers to materialise you a sandwich and a good computer.

HOLD ON A MOMENT!

My chart says you're a dolphin fucker. I think I told humans they couldn't do that, but I can't remember, I told them not to do a lot of things. I should write a book of all the things I've told humans not to do.
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Re: Rebirth

Postby Capey » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:28 pm

Somebody already did, but it contains loads of crap.

You should write one right here. We'll help.
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Re: Rebirth

Postby Mystic Monkey » Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:37 am

Alright right this down, and make sure you do on stone tablets 'coz that's how it's done.

These are a few things I remember telling people before
- Don't eat fruit
- Don't put things in butts
- Don't do things on Sundays

Also a new one
- Don't pass gas in the presence of clowns.

I am very serious about the last one. The gassing has gone too far, it's like you guys want to be smited.
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