The catching turbo-cat project

The catching turbo-cat project

Postby Mystic Monkey » Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:12 am

Gentlemen, I propose a very large net.
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Re: The catching turbo-cat project

Postby Metalmanager » Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:56 am

We would need some bait. My cat loves cheese. However Turbo cat may prefer something fancier. Perhaps caviar?
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Re: The catching turbo-cat project

Postby IaDagon » Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:57 am

Naww, fish and catnip like the legend says. It's the only way to be sure.

Also, what happens when an unstoppable turbo cat meets an immovable brick cat? :o
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Re: The catching turbo-cat project

Postby Jump on it » Sat Feb 12, 2011 7:32 pm

they make babies, of course.
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Re: The catching turbo-cat project

Postby Mystic Monkey » Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:52 pm

Maybe the two cats just phase through each other, either that or the universe restarts.

BUT ENOUGH OF THAT!
We're getting sidetracked from the big issues here. How big should the net be? Where should we put it? How much fish and cat nip do we need? Does turbo cat prefer cooked fish and if so battered or crumbed?
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Re: The catching turbo-cat project

Postby IaDagon » Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:44 pm

But Brick Cat might be our only hope!
If we can't contain Turbo Cat he will surely destroy us!!


With such security in mind I say we make the net as large as the moon with a rocket booster satellite on each of the four corners so that it can quickly close on turbo cat once he's caught and bring him back us on Earth.
We will send it into orbit.


I believe that turbo cat likes his fish straight from the can or fresh. He also likes his catnip like he likes his women.
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Re: The catching turbo-cat project

Postby dogbloos » Sat Feb 26, 2011 8:33 pm

IaDagon wrote:Naww, fish and catnip like the legend says. It's the only way to be sure.

Also, what happens when an unstoppable turbo cat meets an immovable brick cat? :o

Do you really think giving the turbo cat cat nip is such a good idea? I always thought it became a turbo cat because it ate some nuclear cat nip. Mixing regular cat nip with nuclear cat nip could create an unstable chemical reaction that could tear the universe as we know it asunder. Now if we could just get our hands on some dark matter cat nip, it might just do the trick. It would counteract with the nuclear cat nip and cause an implosion within turbo cat's stomach that would render it normal once more. Atleast thats how I see it. this plan just might be crazy enough to make a cat's stomach implode :geek:
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Re: The catching turbo-cat project

Postby Metalmanager » Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:51 am

You guys, we could also use Robo-Cat to help. He DOES have a propeller. Maybe if we created our own turbo-cat clone, we could lure turbo-cat into our grasp.

And no, that idea is totally not taken from Sonic
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Re: The catching turbo-cat project

Postby IaDagon » Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:36 pm

Metalmanager wrote:You guys, we could also use Robo-Cat to help. He DOES have a propeller. Maybe if we created our own turbo-cat clone, we could lure turbo-cat into our grasp.

And no, that idea is totally not taken from Sonic




if we have a clone why would we need to catch him?
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Re: The catching turbo-cat project

Postby Mystic Monkey » Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:23 pm

I'm actually kinda annoyed by this whole robo-cat thing.
Now I have to do all my calculations again.
DAMN IT ALEX AND RAY!
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Re: The catching turbo-cat project

Postby Metalmanager » Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:20 am

if we have a clone why would we need to catch him?


Because no clone can catch the true matter of turbo-cat. It wouldn't be a EXACT clone. It'd be a robot that looks like it.
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Re: The catching turbo-cat project

Postby elsh » Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:13 am

Cyborg turbo cat!
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Re: The catching turbo-cat project

Postby Widgey » Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:24 am

A net is too slow for this kind of job.
We're going to need bubbles and fireworks.
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Re: The catching turbo-cat project

Postby IaDagon » Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:55 pm

we're going to need a bigger boat


I propose it to be fifty cubits by thirty cubits
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Re: The catching turbo-cat project

Postby stuckinclass » Mon Apr 04, 2011 8:56 am

That boat sounds great! ..But perhaps we should use a 3 dimensional boat instead?
30 by 50 by 10 ought to do the trick
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Re: The catching turbo-cat project

Postby Laza » Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:20 am

Turbo-cat has just been spotted in tiger valley picking up food coloring and and a comb.

It has been reported that bubbles have no effect.

Long stares might work.
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